The ink barely works,
in those crazy bobbly pens.
They've got feathers and flowers,
puppies, kitties or ponies,
and crazy-eyed Santas on springs.
They look really cool,
and are awkward to hold.
I like to watch you write, with your crazy,
bobbly,
decorative,
nonsensical,
goofy,
foolish,
bobbly pen.
Especially when you hit yourself in the face with it.